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Hey, Mom.

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Hey.

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Um, are you busy?

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All right, what's going on?

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Um, can I ask you, like, a question?

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You can always ask me anything.

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Yes, of course.

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Okay.

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Um, actually, like, um, no, never mind.
I'm just gonna, uh, sorry.

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I was just... Okay.

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No, you can stay. It's all right. What
is it, honey?

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I don't... No, it's stupid.

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Ah, you're uncomfortable.

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It's okay. You know you can always come
to me with anything.

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What's the matter? What's up?

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Um... Mom, you know about, like, you
know, like, anatomy stuff, right?

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Well, of course. Yeah, I'm a nerd.

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Yeah, why?

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What? I was just, like, wondering,
like...

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Do you know about, like, male anatomy
stuff?

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Think so, yeah.

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Where's this going, baby? What's going
on?

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Like, I was just wondering, like,
what's, like, the average, like,

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penis size?

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Um, okay. I understand why you were
uncomfortable.

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Um, so...

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In the non -erect state, it's 3 .1, I
believe, is the average. And then the

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erect average size is 5 .1.

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Like inches?

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Yeah.

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Oh, okay.

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Yeah. Are you worried about it?

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What's the matter?

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I was just kind of curious, you know,
like, because I kind of,

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I believe.

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You know kind of dumps himself with like
a couple girls and like I asked him

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like What they if I thought that you
know My foot like it was big or

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not and like they said it was but I
don't know if they were like

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Being like honestly, they're just being
like nice to me Yeah, I mean it's normal

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to go through that. I mean you're
wondering how you stack up against your

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friends, right? I guess

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Yeah.

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Sorry, Mom. This is weird.

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No, it's okay. I think everybody goes
through that.

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Have you ever measured it?

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No. I was going to, but then, like,
what's, like, the

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best way to, like, measure it to make
sure it's, like, you're measuring it,

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like, the right way?

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Yeah. Well, you just put it down against
the pelvic bone.

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And measured the length.

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Okay.

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Yeah.

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That's not a big deal. You were so
stressed.

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You looked so worried about it. Sorry.

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Yeah, I just... You know what? Why don't
we do it?

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I'll help you out.

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Okay?

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What?

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Yeah. It'll be all right.

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Let me go grab something.

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What?

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Hang on. I'll be right back.

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Okay.

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Don't worry, honey.

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Now lay back.

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Well, I can just do it, Mama.

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You can?

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No, you can't.

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Lay back. It's okay. Don't worry. I got
this.

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You get a measure?

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Yeah.

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I mean, you're my kid, right?

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No big deal.

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Look.

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Okay. Flaccid state, right?

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Yeah.

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3 .1. Let's see.

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Oh.

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What's that cluster for?

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Yeah. All right. Let's see.

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Not so bad.

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Okay, cool. Don't be worried or stressed
about it.

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You feel better now?

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Yeah. Yeah?

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Okay.

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Well, then let's try it in the erected
state as well.

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So you can make sure, so you can get all
your worries out of the way, you feel

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comfortable, you know exactly how you,
you know, measure up, so to speak.

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Okay. Yeah.

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Well...

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Go ahead.

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Oh, yeah, I gotta get hard.

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Yeah.

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Here.

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Let's see. Would you like some lube?

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Uh, okay.

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Yeah? Yeah. Okay.

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Should I just, like, go to my room or
something? Yeah.

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Well, no, I mean... It's a good day
right here.

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Okay. Should I, like... Honey, it's not
a big deal.

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I've been looking at pieces in a
professional way for a long time, so

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worry about it, okay?

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So just... It's just your anatomy.

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Okay.

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Don't be embarrassed, honey.

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Can you, like, close your eyes for a
moment?

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Oh.

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Really?

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Okay. Alright.

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I mean, it shouldn't take very long.
You're very, you know, you're young. It

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probably gets erect pretty quickly, I'm
guessing.

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Is it hard now?

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Um, not quite.

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No?

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How about now?

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Um, not yet, Mom.

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Is it good? I'm going to peek.

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Let me see.

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Oh, okay. Not quite. Sorry. I was just a
little nervous.

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Oh, honey, I told you there's nothing to
be nervous about.

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It's perfectly natural.

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If all you want to do is know what size
you are, I mean, every young

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man gets insecure about that at some
point, so don't worry. It's okay. You

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keep going.

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Do you need some more lube?

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Um, yeah, okay, Mom.

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Yeah? Yeah.

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Oh, where did it go? Did I lose it?

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Here. You know what? Let me just help
you out, okay?

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Okay.

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You'll probably get more erect this way.

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Well, Mom, I know. When someone else
stimulates you, you know, it's not quite

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the same. You get more of a reaction.

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And we'll get a better measurement
because it'll be more accurate.

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When it's fully erect.

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Because someone else is doing the work.

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Okay, well.

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It's... Because you're, like,
professional.

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So it's not, like, weird.

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I guess.

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You aren't feeling like this is weird,
are you?

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No. Baby, it's okay. Don't worry.

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Okay. Trust mommy.

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Okay.

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Oh, it's getting harder now.

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Let's see.

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Let's do a little trick here.

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Let's do a little trick.

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All right.

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Mom, that's not going to work.

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Well, that's one way.

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The perineum can be very sensitive, and
so can the anus.

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Oh, okay.

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Okay.

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Let's try a little more lube.

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Okay. All right?

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To get a good measurement, it has to be
nice and hard, right?

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Yeah.

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You feel like it gets harder than this

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Do you think it can get harder?

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I think like a little bit. A little bit?

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Yeah.

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Alright. Well, it looks pretty hard.

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Now that's more like what we're looking
for.

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Right? Yeah.

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Like, almost seven.

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Yeah?

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Wow, you know, I think that's bigger
than your dad's.

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Is it really?

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Yeah, let me see that again.

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There you go.

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Okay, that's good.

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Are you happy? So see that, baby? You're
above average.

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That's cool. Good. Yeah.

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Perfectly normal.

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Okay, Mom. Thanks.

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Oh, you're welcome, sweetie.

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Anytime.

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I wouldn't want you to be worried about
anything.

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Okay, we probably don't need to... Well,
we probably don't need to... Because

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we've measured it now, so... Oh.

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Well, you need to ejaculate because
you're hard, right?

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You have this erection. I mean, when was
the last time you ejaculated?

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A couple days ago, I think.

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Yeah.

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Well, for good prostate health, it's
important to ejaculate regularly, right?

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Oh, okay.

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So, I'll just help you out with that a
little bit.

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What do you think?

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I mean, I want you to be nice and
healthy.

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Okay.

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I'm sure, like, it's not like... Like...

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What? Uh, nothing. Like, just...

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It's important, baby.

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Just, um, you know, treat this like an
exam.

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Sexual health is important too, you
know. Yeah.

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Your father doesn't need to know about
it though, right?

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Oh, okay.

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You

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know,

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Mommy has a special toy.

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Maybe we should use that instead.

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What do you think?

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Okay. Yeah, that might work.

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Okay.

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That might be a better idea.

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Okay. Just close your eyes, okay?

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Close your eyes and relax.

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Just pretend you're somewhere else,
okay?

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Okay.

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Just like keep my eyes closed?

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Yeah, baby.

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Just keep your eyes closed. Okay.

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Alright.

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You feel my hand?

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Yeah.

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Okay, now here comes the toy.

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Okay.

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Just really good Just

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pretend

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It's like a medical exam, right?

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So it's not bad.

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You measure up so well, baby.

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Especially next to Dad.

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You have nothing to worry about.

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Just shh.

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Okay? Yeah, yeah.

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All right.

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Thanks, Mom.